Many congratulations to visiting Professor Eric Williams, who recently crossed over from the land of ABD (All But Dissertation) to a fully-fledged PhD from Rutgers University. Students and faculty are hereby informed that from this day on he must be referred to at all times as Mister Doctor Professor Williams or face severe sanction. He can now also prescribe medications and diagnose back pain, so the next time you see him please make certain to share with him your aches and pains.